Feeling useless? Everybody thinks that he or she is “the fazool tareen insan of this zaalim dunia.” But mere aziz hum watno in this world of faraghat and uselessness you are not alone because being very honest with you there are a lot more people, things and stuff; who are even fazuler than you! (No offense intended, it’s just what you think of yourselves).
To not make you feel useless and alone in this bipolar dunia of yours, I have made a list of even more worthless things, people and stuff than you so just for a minute or two you stop feelingworthless.
ELAICHI IN BIRYANI:
For me the most useless and off – putting thing is elaichi in Biryani. Being a hardcore Biryani lover you would know that the worst feeling on this planet is when you get an elaichi bomb in your mouth eating the all famous Ammi k hath ki special biryani. I mean why Ammi why!!? Why do you even think of doing this zulm on us! Whyyyy!!??
THE LEGENDARY 3310 NOKIA PHONE’S BACK COVER:
Considering this “The Watta Phone of the universe”. Probably the people who thought of making its cover wanted to save the humanity from its damage. Even The Avengers used The 3310 to protect themselves from the evil villains.
But on a serious note it still is the most useless thing developed in the history.
THE KABHI NA KHATAM HONE WALAY JEENA OR MANNU K DRAMAY “MAN MAYAL”:
According to some people of Pakistan this was one of the greatest drama serial but for me and many others who could not bear this overacting ki dukan wala useless drama were always praying for its end. Guess what! It ended finally and all the pakis finding it useless and a wastage of time took the “sukh ka saans.”
THE “MEIN TUMHARAY BGAIR MAR JAU GA JAAN” TYPES WADAY:
Okayy!!! This is one of the very serious issues of Pakistan we are talking about. Like aj kal humaray Pakistan ko inhi sastay ashiqo ki he toh zarurat hai who helps the economy of our country flourish. You might wonder how. Its obvious bat sari sari raat mobile p ye waday krne k b paise lgty hain ar wh paise jatay hain in the profits of Pakistan. Which is an achievement but still a USELESS TAREEN ACHIEVEMENT.
THE OH SO FAMOUS APPLE AIR PODS:
Well!! Here comes the Apple Air Pods that we could easily loose either in our bags, pockets or our useless lives. Consider them as another useless item in your list because they are nothing but just a total wastage of money. I mean whywe would need some so called super expensive cordless Air Pods when we have a taar wali hands free, that at least we won’t be losing with the taar hanging around our neck.
PRESIDENT OF PAKISTAN “MAMNOON HUSSAIN SAAB”:
For this legendary lost man I have nothing to say because all I know about him is his name and that he is the worthless President of Pakistan who probably feels useless at work. I can guarantee that his Whatsapp status would be:
As all he is, is “talash –e- gumshuda.”
THE TRENDING SARAHAH APP:
Sarahah according to me is the most useless app developed in the history of the development of all apps. Why on Earth would someone develop an app; where you can’t even reply to the people who texted you. We, Pakis mostly used it to highlight our dushmani with people and messaged them abusive and full of criticism texts. But for me there was no faida to it because kia faida iss app ka jb ap agly ko galio bhara reply ni kr skty ar na he bhigo bhigo k juttay mar skty hain. So, kindly mere behno aur bhaiyo who download and use this app:
MEERA’S KATILANA ENGLUSSSHH
Her anngrezi does not need much of a tafseels because aaaffcourssee Meera gee does not need any introductions ku k she is a very large calaabratii of Pakistan.
I have a feeling of shayari coming out and want to say some lines for the love of English. Arz kia hai, “English hum sharminda hain… Tere kaatil ub tk zinda hain.” Say wah wah! Still feeling useless? Agay dekho
THE ONE AND ONLY “Sahir Lodhi”:
The above mentioned sahib is one of those people jo faiza beauty cream laga k apnay moo mia mithu banty hain. He is more like lots ofaattay and a slight touch of blush wala version of Shahrukh Khan. For me this man is the most useless of all, he could be good if he forgets copying the Shaharukh style and try to be himself. Recently, with the release and controversies of his fazool film “Raasta” he was again a flop. Still Feeling useless
This is again one of the stupidest inventions. I mean depression khatam krne k liye yei latto mila tha (lol). I just don’t understand why people spend on this useless piece for getting relief when instead they could spend that money on something of value like food! Food makes everyone happy!
THE NAA CHALNAY WALA PUBLIC WIFI:
People of Pakistan wherever you see this sign don’t fall for it I literally mean, “DON’T FALL FOR IT!” My humble advice to you is “Ye sign jaha bhi milay is se dhoka na khaein because it’s a lie.” Ye woh wifi hai jo kbhi nahi chalta and is completely useless.
Well!! Finally, we have reached the end of the list and I hope now you won’t be feeling as useless as you think of yourselves. So my useless friends whenever you feel dumb and worthless come back and give this list a read!